Thursday, January 29, 2015

Hercules/ Xena Love Hurts

 This was a coollaboration between Eddie Glover and me. Sadly because I lost access to the internet, he did most of this story. If your reading this Eddie, it was a pleasure and I'd love to write with you again some day!
  This was done in the 90s or early 00's. 
 I did the parts 2, 4, 6, and 8. Eddie did all the others!





     

      Hercules/Xena: Love Hurts



      Cirus, the high priest of Aphrodite, frowned at the two men bashing their

way through his best warriors. They seemed unstoppable, and for good

reason....after all one of them was a demi-god!



      "Mistress!", Cirus screamed at the altar and the statue of his goddess, "Is

there no way that you can smite them!".



      The air in front of him blurred and the most gorgeous female on Earth, or in

Olympus, stood before him in a revealing outfit.



      "As if!", she snorted, "Herc can lift small mountains Cirus....what can I do

to him!?".



      Cirus turned and saw another man fly out of the battle, propelled by

Hercules' fist.



      "Call lightning down upon them!", he pleaded.



      Aphrodite rolled her eyes, "Dad doesn't like it when I mess with his

terrotory...same with Poseidon. Even if I could do that.....I can't kill Herc,

he's my own brother!".



      "Make him fall in love then!", Cirus yelled.



      Aphrodite's eyebrow arched, "With who Cirus? There are no women in your

army? Hello!", she chuckled.



      Cirus looked about in panic, "Find one then!".



      She frowned, "I could just turn YOU into a woman then make Herc lose his

marbles for you.".



      Cirus gulped at that thought, "But if you do that I cannot marry Lady

Jenna....and she ends up marrying Hera's priest!".



      Aphrodite sighed, "You've got a point there....hmm...let me think.".



      Cirus saw the son of Zeus clearly now, tossing men aside easily as he

advanced closer. He did the only thing he could think of given the

situation....he freaked out.



      "Save me lady! Please stop him somehow!", he pleaded while grabbing her arm.



      "Off!", she growled, "I can't believe a little grub like you touched

me....yuck! I'll be washing all night! Maybe I ought to just turn you into

Jenna and take you to Hera's priest myself!".



      Cirus suddenly smiled as a thought raced through his mind, "Why not

transform Hercules into her?".



      Aphrodite laughed loudly, "Right! He's a demi-god idiot! Even transformed

Hera could tell who he really was!".



      "Cirus!", Hercules snapped as he sent another hapless man flying, "Tell me

where Jenna is....NOW!".



      "PLEASE!!!", Cirus said while kneeling before Aphrodite.



      "You are SOOO pitiful!", she snorted, "But I have a plan loser.", she said

with a grin.



      Cirus nodded hopefully, "What!? Tell me!?".



      She sighed as a bag of dust appeared in her hand, "Throw this dust onto

Herc, not only will it turn him into a beautiful woman but will also make the

first man that sees him/her fall in love with Herc!".



      Cirus started to reach into the bag until Aphrodite grabbed his hand, "Whoa!

If you touch that dust it transforms you as well!".



      The befundled priest looked up while pulling his hand back as if a snake had

been inside the bag of magical dust.



      "How am I to throw it upon Hercules then!?", he groaned.



      Aphrodite smirked, "Not my problem, see ya!", she laughed while

disappearing.



      "Cirus!", Hercules yelled as he raced up the steps.



      Cirus grabbed a small wooden spoon and scooped some of the dust out of the

bag, making very sure not to allow it to touch him. He eyed the advancing

godling and then saw the other pest, Iolius he believed, coming up behind.



      "I want Jenna freed, she isn't marrying any of you priests unless she wishes

to!", Hercules snapped.



      "Very well Hercules.", Cirus sighed in act while pulling the spoon of dust

into view, "YOU may take her place then!".



      Hercules was faster than a normal man and easily could have dodged the dust

that Cirus threw, but he knew Iolius was behind him and would likely be struck

should be move.....besides what could dust do to him?



      Hercules closed his eyes as the dust hit him in the face, making him stagger

backwards.



      Cirus was merely waiting for the demigod to transform when someone kicked

him in the face. He fell moaning as Iolius stood over him, looking very upset.



      "You okay Herc?", Iolius asked while booting Cirus lightly in the jaw,

knocking the priest out.



      "Sure...I.....", Hercules stopped when he heard his own voice, it seemed

higher-pitched!



      "Um.....Herc?", Iolius asked as he saw his friend's chest begin to swell

outwards.



      Hercules followed Iolius' eyes down and saw a sight that made his eyes

bulge....breasts! He was growing breasts!



      "It must be that dust!", Herc said in a high soprano, "It's turning me into

a woman!".



      "I figured that one out.", Iolius mused as Herc's chest grew larger, hips

widened while muscles shrank.



      In moments the transformation was finished and Hercules stood not as a tall,

strapping man......but as a tall, voluptuous woman! She was still quite

muscular for a mortal...and still possessed super-strength....but was

unmistakeably female.



      "This is too weird.", Herc groaned in a woman's voice. Then he saw the blank

look on Iolius' face.



      "Iolius?", he asked, "I know this is strange buddy....but shouldn't I be the

one that loses it?".



      Iolius suddenly smiled, "Of course my dear, anything you desire.".



      Hercules frowned, "My dear? How can you make jokes!?".



      The smaller man knelt, "I ask your forgiveness my love! Please just allow me

to kiss you and call you my own!".



      Now Hercules had a pretty good idea what was happening.....and who was

behind it.



      "Aphrodite!", he snapped, "Show yourself!".



      A burst of energy and the goddess of love stood before him, she held a

mirror in one hand and smiledat her transformed brother.



      "Looking very.....feminine today....aren't we Herc?", she chuckled.



      "Change me back...whoa!", Hercules gasped as Iolius hugged him/her

passionately then kissed her firmly on the lips.



      Herc pushed him off, her strength still far more than mortal. Iolius went

flying into a bush and immedietly stood again.



      "My love! Don't fight your feelings!", he said while racing towards her.



      Aphrodite had disappeared during this time and Hercules did the only thing

she could do.....she grabbed Iolius in a bearhug, trying very hard to ignore

the hands wandering over her new breasts and then tied him to a tree firmly.

She wrapped more and more rope around him until the man was pinned totally,

without hope of escape.



      "Beloved! Don't leave me!", Iolius yelled as Hercules walked to a nearby

lake.



      She knelt down and saw herself in the water, a loud sigh escaping from her

lips.



      "Isn't this just great.", she moaned while examining her suddenly long brown

hair and a body that she'd only seen the equal of occassionaly.



      "I need to find someone who knows me well enough to recognize me.....and

that can help me control Iolius.", she mused while standing.



      The very motion of getting up made her frown, her breasts kept jiggling! She

also could see much of her new breasts from a shirt that while fine for a

man's muscular chest just showed far too much flesh for a woman.



      Suddenly she grinned, someone very close was nearby. If the rumors she'd

heard were correct then Xena was in the city of Daphin.....less than a few

hours from here!



      She brought Iolius some water, trying not to get angry at his professions of

undying love. Finally she left him still pinned to the tree and started off

towards Daphin.



      As she walked awkwardly, hips swaying more than she'd like and those damn

breasts still bobbling about, she thought of Xena's reaction to seeing a man

that had been her lover now a very buxom woman.



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      Xena sighed as more than a hundred thugs were attacking a man dressed in

armor.



      OH MAN she thought. She then heard the man yell. Gabrille looked back at

Xena. "Gabrille, we have to save Joxer again. SIGH" Xena said. With that Xena

jumped into the mob. She threw her sherken at one of them &the man passed out.



      Gabrille kicked a man, then hit another guy in the stomach with her stick.

Suddenly 4 thugs had their swords drawn &attacked Xena. She then drew her

sword &defended herself. In no time the thugs were running away.

Joxer got up &yelled at the women.



      "Whats your problem? I had them where I wanted them. They were scared I tell

you."



      Xena sighed. "Joxer what are you doing here?"



      "I heard Jet broke out of jail so I came to investigate. I'm on my way to

the jail now."



      "We'll come with you. We don't want you to get in more trouble." Xena said

with a smile. Joxer gave her a ugly look all the way to the jail.







      Hercules still couldn't get used to the weight of her new breasts. To make

things worse, the men in every town she went threw were trying to rape her. Of

course all she had to do to discourage them is throw them into trees. But she

noticed something odd, she had started to like men. This made her wonder if

Aphrodite's spell would change him COMPLETLY and FOREVER. This made her uneasy

as she went on towards Daphin.





      Meanwhile a few villages away, Iolaus was screaming to get free. He really

wanted Hercules so bad, he just couldn't help himself.



      Suddenly Salmoneus walked up to the tree &saw Iolaus tied up. "Iolaus what

happened?" All he got was stuff about his love tied him up, smiling at that,

Salmoneus cut the ropes &watched as Iolaus ran after Hercules. "Have fun."

Salmoneus said not realizing what he had done.



      Aphrodite smiled as she watched Iolaus running to catch up with Hercules.

Hercules on her way to Daphin, and the reaction she would get when she runs

into Xena. "This is precious." Aphrodite said as she laughed. Then she looked

at the time. "Well Big brother in 3 more days, I will have a big sister. For

you will be completly one of the girls." Aphrodite smiled &then laughed again.

Suddenly Ares appeared out of nowhere.



      "So sis, Hercules won't be able to fight any more?"



      "Of course not. Herc will only lose her man hood, she will still fight for

good." She looked at her brother. "Unless you have a funner idea." Ares

smiled.





      Meanwhile in the jail in Daphin.... Jet was still in his jail as his twin

brother came in. "Hello Joxer. What brings you here?"



      "Jet I was just making sure you didn't escape."



      "ME?" Jet said. Joxer gave him a evil look. "Look I'm not going to escape

ok?" Xena looked at the jail &then motioned to Gabrille to leave. When they

got out side Xena almost passed out at the sight in front of her.



      "Xena, I need your help. Its me." Gabrille passed out &Xena had a little

trouble believing that Hercules was in front of her. part 3



      "Hercules?", Xena said in shock as she saw a beautiful, buxom woman standing

before her in his clothes.



      The woman sighed while looking down at herself, "Yes.".



      "How......how did....THIS....happen!?", Xena sputtered.



      Hercules looked around at the crowd of men gathering, "Can we go somewhere?

The dust that changed me into this seems to be slowly altering my mind. And

all of these men around make me a little.....tingly.", she said in

embarassment.



      Xena nodded stiffly, "Gabrielle will...", she turned and didn't see her,

"Gabrielle?", she asked.



      "Down here.", the petite blonde groaned, "I had the strangest dream....that

Hercules was a....", she looked up and saw a very female Hercules standing in

front of Xena, ".....woman.", she finished in wonder.



      Joxer came walking out of the jail from visiting his brother Jet....and

stopped upon seeing a gorgeous woman standing by Xena. "I've died and gone to

heaven.", he said while taking her hand in his, "You're the most beautiful

woman I've ever seen!".



      Hercules backed up slightly as Joxer leaned to kiss her. While a growing

part of her wanted to let him she also knew it was the spell doing that to

her.



      "Don't fight your feelings my dear.", Joxer said while embracing a stunned

Hercules, "Now ki....oooohh!", Joxer groaned as Xena hit him with the flat of

her blade to knock him out.



      "Thanks.", Herc sighed at Xena.



      They walked back towards where Xena had left her horse, Argo. The warrior

princess had decided that their best course of action was to get the

transformed demi-god away from the city and the hundreds of men present.



      They passed a fruit stand run by a burly man who grinned at them as he

yelled to the crowd about his goods.



      "I've got peaches, apples, and......melons!", he laughed while reaching

around the female Hercules and squeezing her large breasts.



      Hercules swatted him aside like a flea. She was relieved that anger had been

her reaction rather than lust or something else.



      Xena sneered at the men, "Anyone else want to get fresh?". The malice in her

voice was apparent to the men standing around, and they scattered as her gaze

fell upon them.



      "Thanks.", Hercules said as the men ran in various directions.



      Within ten minutes they were far enough from town that Hercules felt safe to

speak. She sat with a frown at how her larger buttocks felt and then saw Xena

and Gabrielle both watching her.



      "Can you two quit staring at me!?", she snapped at them.



      Gabrielle groaned, "Sorry. It's just.....so weird!".



      Hercules chuckled, "You should be on my end of it.".



      Xena looked at this woman who'd once been a male lover of hers and asked,

"How did this happen? Ares?".



      Hercules shook her head, "No. It was Aphrodite. Iolius and myself tried to

free Lady Jenna from one of Aphrodite's priests named Cirus. But she gave him

some sort of magic dust that turned me into....well....this.", she indicated

her female body with her hands.



      "What happened to Iolius?", Gabrielle asked.



      Hercules ran her hands through her long hair and sighed, "Whatever this dust

was, it made Iolius start chasing me like some lust-crazed suitor. I had to

tie him to a tree just to get away. And another thing.....I'm starting to

change mentally.".



      Xena frowned, "How so?".



      Herc looked down, "I'm becoming more feminine. I'm walking and moving like

I've been female my whole life, and I....well....those men in town....I'm

starting to get attracted to men.", she groaned.



      "How can we help?", Xena asked while putting a hand on Hercules' shoulder.



      Hercules was relieved to feel a warm rush of desire from Xena's touch,

although that desire now manifested itself much differently than before.



      "Aphrodite has a temple a day or two from here at Hahlon. If we can get

there I can speak to her....maybe get her to take this curse off before it's

too late.", Hercules said.



      Xena nodded, "You can count on us.".



      Gabrielle nodded while picking up her staff, then she saw Joxer still

unconscious nearby.



      "What about him?", she asked.



      Xena frowned, "We've got no choice but to take him I guess. Tie him onto

Argo and we'll walk.".



      The three women set out on foot towards Hahlon, hoping this got settled

quickly.



      Olympus-----



      "What are you planning Ares?", Aphrodite frowned as she saw her brother

smirking.



      "I just thought of a way to ensure that Hercules never bothers me again.

Your spell will make him into a woman mentally within days.....perhaps I can

add to that.", Ares sneered.



      Aphrodite put her hands on her hips, "Herc can be a bore sometimes but he's

still my brother! I won't let you kill him!".



      Ares growled, "And how will YOU stop me?". He advanced on her slowly, his

eyes crackling with power.



      Aphrodite backed up in fear, "Zeus will never let you kill Herc.", she said

with a trace of desperation.



      Ares chuckled, "Who plans to kill Hercules? I'm just going to make the woman

he now is into a prostitute. What better way to ensure that Hercules never

bothers my plans again! She'll be so busy screwing every man she sees that she

won't even bother to fight for good again!".



      "What about Xena?", the love goddess said, "She'll oppose you.".



      Ares smiled at his sister, "That is why you're going to transform her and

that brat Gabrielle so that they'll never be able to fight effectively

again.".



      "I won't do it.", Aphrodite said.



      Ares waved his hand and an image of Cupid and his wife appeared. The couple

were unconscious and were surrounded by Ares' men.



      "Cupid!", Aphrodite screamed, "You...", she started to attack Ares until he

smiled.



      "Do what I ask sis and your boy is free. Oppose me and he and his mortal

bride die.", the god of war said with an evil sneer.



      Aphrodite's shoulders slumped, "What do you want me to do?".



     



      Hercules woke in the middle of the night to the sound of a man laughing. She

pushed herself upright and walked to the stream nearby....and saw a familiar

form standing on the banks.



      "Ares!", she snarled, "YOU must have put Aphrodite up to this!".



      Area held up a hand and Hercules' clothes vanished, leaving her gorgeous

body nude.



      Then a bow and arrow appeared in his hand.....Cupid's.



      Before Hercules could move she was struck by two of the arrows. She

staggered as the feelings of love washed over her mind like a wave.



      Ares grinned at his female brother, "I was just going to make you a

prostitute Hercules. But when I got Cupid's bow I decided I could use you

better as my servant.".



      Hercules was fighting to retain her control but instead she smiled at Ares,

"Yes my love! What do you wish of.....me.", she was straining to break the

control of the love arrows even as Ares raised the bow once again.



      "One more arrow and you'll be mine forever Herc. Imagine the fun we'll have!

You'll lead my armies to overrun the Earth....just as I once offered to

Xena.".



      Then Xena came flying into the clearing with her battle cry sounding. She

kicked Cupid's bow from Ares' hand then pulled her own sword as she landed.



      "I should have known you'd be involved with this Ares.", she spat his name

like a curse.



      "Xena!", he laughed, "What a wonderful surprise! Are you planning to replace

Herc as my servant?".



      Xena snorted, "I'd rather kiss a gorgon!".



      Ares grinned, "That could be arranged. Very well, you've made your feelings

clear.....now I'll make mine.".



      Gabrielle saw a flash of light behind Xena as she raced into the clearing,

"Xena look out!", she yelled while grabbing Xena....and getting struck with

the spell from Aphrodite.



      Ares grinned as both of the women's breasts inflated in size, until both

Xena and Gabrielle possessed enormous breasts that restricted their movement.



      He turned back to Hercules with a sneer, "Now....sister.....where

were....we!?", he gasped as a love arrow struck him.



      Hercules grinned as she held Cupid's bow and arrows. The god of war swatted

the bow aside and she prepared to fight.....until Ares hugged her and then

kissed her warmly.



      "I love you! Oh Hercules my dear....I....how did I EVER plan on hurting

you?", he said while falling to a knee before her.



      Gabrielle stood slowly, barely able to move with the enormous weight of her

breasts, "So.....is it over?".



      Aphrodite appeared in a golden flash, "Sorry for the spell Xena. Ares has my

kid somewhere....I had to do what he asked.".



      Xena snorted as she examined her huge breasts.



      Hercules pushed Ares off of her for a moment and yelled, "Aphrodite! Turn me

back into a man!".



      The goddess of love smiled, "But Herc.....I like you better this way! In

another day or so you'll be overjoyed to be a woman!".



      Hercules growled, "And Jenna will be married to your priest! You did this

just to keep me out of the way!".



      The goddess shrugged, "Er.....yeah.....listen Herc....I'll turn you back if

you get Ares to tell me where Cupid is being held at.".



      But before Hercules could respond Ares grabbed her, "NO! She is my love! You

can't take her from me!".



      As Aphrodite, Xena, and Gabrielle watched in shock Ares teleported away with

Hercules.



      "This could be a problem.", Aphrodite said.



      Just then Iolius came racing into the clearing clearly exhausted from his

long journey.



      He stopped for a moment upon seeing Xena and Gabrielle's ridiculously

enlarged breasts....then began looking frantically around.



      "Where is Hercules?", he asked in desperation.



      Xena sighed, "Taken by Ares...he seems to be in love with her by Cupid's

arrows.".



      "I'll kill him!", Iolius snarled, "How dare he steal the woman I love!".



      Aphrodite saw Xena shoot her an evil look, "Er....did I forget to tell you

about that?".



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      Xena looked at Aphrodite. "What other damage did you do?"



      "Nothing else! I promise. Now I must be going." Aphrodite said.



      "But what about these?" Gabrielle said with a disgusted look.



      "Sorry can't help you out. Besides it really makes you look older." she said

with a grin.



      "Why you...."Gabrille said madly.



      "My lovely Hercules is gone! This is so depressing. "Iolaus said crying.



      "Hmmm, We may be able to use Iolaus' devotion to our advantage." "how so?"

Gabrielle asked.



      "Simple. Aphrodite, I will need your help." Aphrodite shook her head no.



      "Relax Ares won't know you helped out til its to late. See He'll be looking

for me and Gabrielle, but not Iolaus, Joxer, and another one.....Hercules

himself."



      "How is that possible?" Gabrielle asked.



      "Aphrodite is it or is it not true that gods can time travel?"



      "NO XENA. It is outlawed by Zeus himself."



      "Oh give me a break." Iolaus said.



      "Look, don't you think Zeus would be forgiving considering the

circumstances? "Aphrodite nodded. "Ok then I need you to go in time and bring

us Young Hercules...."Xena smiled. "I hear he was as good a warrior back

then."



     



     



      Mt. Olympus....



      Ares just knew someone would come after his love HERCULES and ruin it before

Hercules was changed into his wife.... Then it hit him. He would keep all of

the ones who could get in his way busy. He laughed as he sent Molemen, a

Mesmomorph and more to all who could stop him.



     



      Tales.......



      A woman had a look of terror on her face as a man came towards him. You

could tell by the look on his face he wanted a good time. Then he would

probably kill her. He smiled and got out a knife. She did not dare scream,

because if she did she knew she would die a lot more painfully. The man jumped

on her and was about to get mean as he was thrown into a wall. The woman ran

for safety.



      The man was MAD and turned around and saw a 19 or 20 year old young Man.



      The young man was wearing very odd looking clothes, something that looked

like it was from the future. The Killer shouted for his men and suddenly the

young man was surrounded. "You disturbed my night time, for that you will pay,

by the way what is your name so we can put it on your tombstone."



      "Raping women is wrong, in the Past and the future. "



      "How would you know the future?"



      "Simple I am from the future, oh forget it. Oh yeah the name is

ANDREW...remember it." With that the killer gave the signal and the men

attacked Andrew all he could do was smile. He picked up a few and threw them

into walls.



      In no time the killer stood alone and after a few minutes even he was down

and out. Andrew smiled and walked away. It really was a long day. It has been

a year since he was sent to the past by a accident of his*. In fact he was

from 1997 and now was stuck in these ancient times. The thing was he knew what

would happen to Iolaus, Xena, Hercules, all of them. But he had to keep his

mouth shut. Suddenly there was a rumbling from under the ground.



      "Oh great." he said. He wasn't sure if it was a earth quake or another trick

of Ares'. "If this is Ares again. Sheesh that would make a third time this

week." Suddenly out of the ground came hundreds of armored creatures called

MOLEMEN.



      "Oh no. It is a trick of Ares. and to make things worse. I heard these

creatures were a handful for Hercules. Oh well." with that he fought, knowing

it could all end soon.



     



      A few towns away...



      The blacksmith known as ATALANTA continued to work on making weapons. She

was so busy she didn't notice the MESMOMORPH, and the molemen surrounding her

barn. Suddenly A mole man jumped through the straw of the barn. "WHAT?" she

said as hundreds came in through the wall. Atalanta knew this was bad, real

bad. Especially when she saw the MESMOMORPH.



     



      VERY FAR....



      The guard continued to keep a watch at his post. That didn't stop the king

of thieves from entering the place and stealing a jewel. The thief laughed

until he saw a army of warriors led by Ares' best warlord.



      "You are a friend of HERCULES! and we were told to kill all of his friends."

"Oh man." was all he could say. This was very very bad.



     



      This kind of Mayham was happening all over, any one who could stop Ares was

attacked. Then Ares sent for the one who would really help his

plans......CALLISTO.



     



      Back Where Xena and the rest were.



      Xena, still a little upset a bout her chest, began reviving Joxer.

Meanwhile, Aphrodite began her travel into the past to get HERCULES.





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      Hercules stood before the mirror, hating the female body she now possessed.

Worse was that she was slowly losing all that she was....all that Hercules had

been. Within a little less than two days she'd be more than happy to be what

Ares now wished for her to be....namely his wife.



      Suddenly a pair of strong male hands cupped her large breasts. She moaned in

pleasure even as she felt the man's body pressed against her back.



      Then, like a blow to the head, Hercules snapped open her eyes.



      She snarled and spun about, punching the man in the face with all her

strength.



      To her satisfaction Ares went flying from the blow. She was still under the

influence of Cupid's arrows and it took all her concentration to keep from

leaping into Ares' arms.



      Ares stood with a grin, "I like a feisty woman! Hard to get it is!", he

laughed while racing at her.



      Hercules leaped and kicked him in the face, amazed at how flexible she was

now. Being female wasn't a curse she now knew.....but losing all that she had

been wasn't something she wanted.



      Ares staggered back from the kick he'd received and held up his hands, "Very

well my soon-to-be bride. We'll wait until tomorrow night when we're

officially married...and you're more comfortable with yourself. By then all

your friends will be dead and I'll have everything I want!".



      Hercules kicked him in the balls and grinned as the god of war's eyes

widened in pain and suprise. She bent down and grabbed his balls in her hand

then, squeezing tightly while pulling outwards.



      "Unless you want to be a goddess I suggest you tell me what you're doing to

my friends!", Hercules snapped.



      Ares groaned, "I.....I sent some.....servants to keep them......busy.".



      Hercules smirked, "Call them off.".



      Ares was beginning to sweat from the sheer pain and he gasped, "I.....I

can't.....they're mindless!".



      "What about Cupid?", Hercules growled.



      Ares moaned, "He's being held.....arrrgh!......at......at....my temple in

Gordell.".



      She released Ares and ran for the door. With a kick she shattered it and

raced into the night.



      Ares watched her race off. He wanted to use his powers to stop her, but she

was his love.....he couldn't bring himself to attack her!



      "Bring her back to me unharmed.", he said to five men who appeared in a

flash of light, "If any of you hurt her I'll turn YOU into a whore!".



      The men raced after the woman that had just escaped. They were all the best

of Ares' men.....but even they wondered how you captured a being like Hercules

without hurting her.



      Town of Faxil-----



      Xena sat in the bar alongside Iolius, Gabrielle, and Joxer. She frowned at

the men ogling her huge breasts, while she retained her strength and fighting

ability she wasn't able to leap or move as well as before. Her boobs just got

in the way all of the time!



      Iolius was looking into his mug of ale, "I couldn't save her. The love of my

life and I let Ares take her.", he sighed.



      Joxer started to say something only to have Xena stare at him. She didn't

need Iolius pounding on Joxer at the moment.



      Gabrielle put a hand on Iolius' shoulder, "Um.....Iolius. You do remember

that Hercules used to be a man, your best friend and all?".



      Iolius nodded, "Yeah. But I still love her. God how I miss Hercules!".



      A hand fell on his other shoulder.



      "I'm here Iolius.", a male voice said.



      Iolius turned to see.....Hercules.....but a teenaged version, and male and

he should be.



      "Herc?", he asked.



      The boy smiled, "Yes, and no. I'm from the past, Aphrodite came to me and

said she needed my help.".



      Aphrodite smiled as she appeared beside the boy, "Isn't he delicious! My

brother was such a sweet kid!".



      Hercules was staring at Xena by now.....more accurately at the two enormous

breasts belonging to Xena.



      He yanked his eyes away with effort, "Sorry miss. I just....", he couldn't

finish.



      Xena smirked, "Never seen a woman as large as me kid, well until yesterday

neither had I.".



      "So we've got young Hercules now. What is your plan Xena?", Aphrodite asked.



      "Now we do a little swapping. Our three best fighters present are myself,

Iolius, and Hercules. For obvious reasons my body isn't much use in battle

right now, and neither is Iolius given that his body is in love with Hercules.

And Aphrodite can't openly battle Ares.", Xena mused.



      Aphrodite grinned "I get it. You want some minds in other bodies.".



      Xena nodded, "Put my mind in Iolius' body. Then put his mind into Joxer's

body.".



      Joxer seemed to be thinking and then gasped, "Wait a minute! That would

leave me in YOUR body Xena!".



      Aphrodite frowned, "How does that help? I mean it frees Iolius of the love

spell....but it leaves YOU in love with Hercules. How about I take Iolius'

body and give you mine. That way your can use my godly body.".



      She twirled her hands and four minds were swapped in that moment.



      Xena opened her eyes and gasped at her blonde hair, then down at the

unsurpassed beauty of Aphrodite. She frowned at the glorified bikini the

goddess wore and to her suprise it morphed into a version of her battle armor!



      She changed slightly to her own shock until she no longer resembled

Aphrodite.



      She saw her former body squeezing it's huge breasts and smirked. Apparently

it hadn't taken Joxer long to begin examining them. It was interesting to see

her own body from the outside, especially now with the inflated chest, she

looked like a prostitute!



      Iolius found himself in the body of Joxer. He flexed the man's arms,

slightly more muscular than his own. This body wasn't that bad, if Joxer had a

brain he could be a warrior.



      The younger Hercules was just watching, stunned at seeing a grown Iolius now

prancing about like Aphrodite. The warrior woman Xena was holding her breasts,

well caressing them to be more accurate.



      "Whoose idea was this anyway?", Iolius snorted as he eyed the buxom blonde

woman that Xena now was.



      Xena smirked, "I realize why Aphrodite did this now. Callisto must be

working for Ares, and the only way I'll stand a chance against her now is if

I'm a goddess like she is.".



      Iolius' body, with Aphrodite within, nodded, "And I'm not well known for my

fighting skills. Seems like the best plan is for you to use my body to pound

Callisto.".



      Xena looked at herself, "If this is your body how is it that I don't look

like you?".



      Aphrodite chuckled, "I'm a goddess Xena, I can change my form you know. Well

now that power is yours, if you look more closely you'll see that at the

moment you look much like your true body, minus the huge boobs of course.".



      Xena picked up a shield and gasped at her reflection, she indeed looked like

she had, except for being blonde and slightly more beautiful than before.



      Gabrielle frowned, "So what do we do? Wait?".



      Iolius nodded, "They'll expect Xena and Iolius to attack Ares. More than

likely you'll have to defend yourselves.".



      "Let's go.", Xena said.



      She led the young Hercules and Iolius towards the town of Gordell where

Ares' temple was. If there was a place to find Cupid that had to be it.



      Atalanta punched another moleman, sending him sprawling, then turned to run

as a dozen more emerged. She had been fighting for an hour without getting

away. And worst of all was the mesomorph, a creature that could change shape.



      The beast had become a dragon, a minotaur, and a centaur in the last hour,

each time nearly killing her. Now a tentacle wrapped around her throat and

pulled her back. She ripped it off but looked up as the creature morphed

into.....Hercules.



      The face of a man she loved grinned at her while pulling back his fist to

finish her. But a woman grabbed his fist and pulled him around.



      "That's no way to treat a lady.", the woman said while punching the

shape-shifter in the jaw.



      Atalanta was stunned to see the mesomorph lose it's current shape as it

sailed over the tree tops. It landed a long way off from the tree limbs she

heard break in the woods.



      A gorgeous woman stood before her in clothes she'd seen before.....Hercules'

clothes.



      "Hello Atalanta.", the woman sighed, "I've changed a little since our last

meeting.".



      "Hercules!?", the muscular beauty gasped at this voluptuous female version.



      "The same.", the woman said while looking down into her own deep cleavage.



      Atalanta was stunned by not only seeing Hercules as a woman, but by the fact

that the dozens of molemen had run in fear upon seeing the mesomorph defeated

so easily.



      "How......how did you.....change?", Atalanta managed.



      Hercules sat down, once again annoyed by how large her butt now was.



      "I was transformed by Aphrodite to stop me from beating up one of her

priests. If I don't get to Gordell within the next day and a half I'll be a

woman forever, and a mindless sex slave to Ares.", she groaned.



      Atalanta nodded, "Well, Gordell is only a day by foot. But in your current

state we might have a problem with the journey. You see there is rumored to be

a satyr on that path who uses his magic to make women have sex with him. And

if you do have sex with him, well it makes you lose concen for anything except

sex. Basically you become a nymphomaniac.".



      Hercules sighed, "Why can't anything ever be easy. Well I'll have to risk

it. But there's no need for you to come.".



      Atalanta snorted, "You think I'm going to let you have all the fun! Come

on!", she laughed while leading the woman to her hut.



      Gordell-------



      Autolycus, king of thieves, leaped above the sword swipe of another soldier

as he had been for ten minutes.



      "Listen guys, can't we discuss this!?", he yelled.



      "By order of Ares you are to die Autolycus!", one man snapped.



      The dashing thief smirked while twisting his mustache, "So you've heard of

me! Autolycus, king of thieves!".



      "He's mine boys.", a woman said while appearing in a flash of light.



      Autolycus frowned, only gods had that kind of power. And this babe wasn't

any goddess he knew of.



      "Callisto, we were ordered to.....", the man's head hit the ground a moment

after his last words.



      The blonde woman smiled at the stunned guards of Ares, "Any more of you want

to question me?".



      Autolycus turned to run only to have the woman appear in front of him. She

slapped him, sending him flying a hundred feet.



      Watching the battle from his cell Cupid frowned as his wife was being held

at knifepoint by Ares' men. He couldn't do anything to help without risking

his beloved's life.....or could he?



      He grinned and turned his eyes back to the battle. With a thought he fired a

small spell at the blonde woman named Callisto.



      Callisto was reaching down to grab the thief when Cupid's spell hit her. For

a moment she stood still, then she shook her head in confusion. Instead of

seeing Autolycus beneath her it was now....her mother!?



      She turned and stopped. Standing before her were six women, all

identical.....Xena. Her lips curled back in rage and she threw a bolt of

lightning that sent the women sprawling.



      Autolycus had no idea what had made Callisto stop her attack, not to mention

why she was blasting Ares' guards. But he was no idiot, this was a time to

escape. He was gone in seconds.



      Cupid grinned as he saw Callisto blast the guards. A minor illusion spell

had been all he had time for, but it had done it's job. He knew the thief

worked with Hercules and Xena on occassion, maybe he could bring one of them

to battle Callisto and free himself.



      Temple of Aphrodite------



      Cirus walked into the room where they were holding the Lady Jenna. He smiled

as she looked up, tears still streaming from finding out that Hercules had

failed to rescue her.



      "Jenna, Jenna....no need to cry! I'm sure Hercules will invite you to her

wedding to Iolius!", he laughed.



      She growled, "You sniveling little toad! I wish that dust had transformed

you!".



      Just then one of Cirus' men walked in holding a small bag.



      Cirus went pale at the sight of it, "Where.....where did you find that!? I

though I used all the dust!?".



      Jenna didn't even wait to hear more. She threw her glass of wine at Cirus

and then kicked the messenger in the groin. She grabbed the bag and grinned to

find it full of the dust.



      She poured some over the head of the messanger then threw the rest at Cirus.



      Even as both men began to change she ran into the night, still holding the

bag.



      Cirus ran after her, but by the time he reached the middle of camp his chest

was bouncing too much. He cupped the newly grown breasts and sighed at his

female form.



      "We love you mistress!", a dozen men all said from around her.



      Cirus looked up to see most of the men she'd commanded moving toward her,

lust in their eyes.

      She ran into the woods, chased by her own men....all of whom were now in

love with her.





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      Andrew continued to battle the molemen. The only problem was everytime he

got one down, another twenty popped up. He knew he was no match for them.

Afte rall, sure he was Ares' son, which he was not to proud of, but for a odd

reason the only power he gained was strength like Hercules and like Hercules

fought for good, even now in the past. Suddenly they were all over him and he

couldn't use his strength. He knew it would be minutes til his powers would be

back, but by then he would be dead.



      "Molemen! AND THEY HAVE SOMEONE PINNED DOWN! " A familar voice to Andrew

said.



      "JASON!"

      "Andrew is that you under there."



      "Yes, but not for much longer if you can't stall them til I can gain enough

power to fight back again."



      "Consider it done. I owe you*." With that Jason punched a moleman. THAT GOT

ITS ATTENTION he thought. The molemen began to walk towards the hero. Leaving

only a few on Andrew. Jason kicked one, then punched a few.



     



      Suddenly the few on Andrew flew into a building. "Looks like my back up is

back in action." Jason said with a smile. Andrew and Jason together took care

of the last of the molemen.



      "Whew. That was close. I am lucky you were in town."

      "Not really. My wife sensed that Hercules was in terrible danger. I'm on my

way to see if she was right."



      "If Hercules is in trouble, and considering from those molemen, I'm positive

he is. It must be Ares."

      "ARES!" Jason growled. His memories went to the past...to the first time he

faced Ares.



     



     



      The past....



      Iolaus just kicked the warrior in Ares' army in the face. He looked up and

saw one get flung high into the sky. "Good work Herc!"



      "Iolaus Pay attention!" Hercules yelled. As Iolaus turned around he saw

Jason punch the warrior behind him.

      "Thanks Jason."



      "No problem Iolaus." By the time they looked back at Hercules they saw most

of the warriors in a piole out cold." You know your a showoff." Jason said

with a smile.



      "Yep." Iolaus agreed. But before they could say anything ARES showed up. "Oh

no. Is that who I think it is. Is that...."



      "ARES!" Hercules growled. Ares smiled as he shot a bolt at his dear brother.



      Back to Andrew and Jason....

      "Thats when Ares....Oh man not again." Jason couldn't finish his story

because more mol;emen showed up. Jason and anderew got ready to fight.





      Not far....



      Hercules was still frowning at her new body. Atalanta looked at the guy she

loved, when Herc wwas a man. "Hercules, don't worry about it. It'll be

alright."

      "ALRIGHT? I'M A WOMAN!"



      "Whats wrong with being a woman?" she growled at him. "Look Hercules, we'll

find Aphrodite and get her change you back."

      "What if she can't?"



      Atalanta was silent. She honestly didn't know what would happen if Hercules

was a woman forever. Suddenly Ares' guards showed up. "HALT! ARES' wants you

unharmed."



      "Do you actually believe I'll give up without a fight?" With that a guard

ran at him and threw him into a tree. The one in charge knew the mission was

impossible.





      Nearby...



      Autyculous was hiding behind a bush. What could he do? He was being hunted

now by Callisto, Ares' armies, and molemen. It looked impossible. Then

suddenly the odds got worse.



      A very pretty woman appeared in front of Callisto. "Hi Callisto, Ares sent

me."

      "And you are?"



      "Media."

      Autyculous got a pain in his stomach. "Oh no! Media killed Jason's family.

She works for Hera, could Hera be involved in this now to?"



      Suddenly Media and; Callisto continued their search. "This is gonna be fun."

Callisto thought.



      "This is a nightmare!" Autyculouys thought in his hiding place.

*************************************



part 7



     



      Ares' temple----



      Ares smashed a pillar of concrete as he waited for word of his escaped

would-be-bride Hercules. She'd gotten free earlier and he'd sent his best men

after her...with no word.



      He wanted her back so badly, even though a part of him remembered that

Hercules had been his greatest enemy when she'd been a man.



      He returned to smashing things as he waited for word, if he didn't hear

something soon he would have to take a hand in this, maybe by frying some of

her friends.



     



      Road to Gordell------



      Atalanta sighed in pleasure as she floated in the cool water of the lake.

She'd been dying for a bath after getting all sweaty fighting molemen earlier.



      She turned to see Hercules facing away from her.



      "Hercules? Aren't you coming in?", she asked while swimming to shore.

Hercules coughed, "Er....Atalanta....you are naked.".



      Atalanta stood and grinned, "And so are you if you've forgotten! Come on,

we're both girls! I've got nothing you don't have yourself....in fact you've

got a lot more than I do.", she teased.



      Hercules frowned while turning around, "Thanks. That raises my spirits.".



      Suddenly Hercules saw Atalanta's eyes go blank and then the woman starting

giggling. She ran naked past a stunned Hercules and embraced a small

man.....no.....not a man.



      Hercules immediately pulled her eyes away, turning her back so that the

satyr couldn't use his powers to take over her mind. He needed to lock eyes

with her, as he had done with Atalanta.



      "Shy are we?", the creature cooed while kissing her neck from behind, "Come

on honey, turn around just a little.".



      Hercules swung a fist backwards, sending the satyr flying into a grove of

trees some distance away.



      Atalanta gasped as she realized that she was fondeling herself. The moment

the satyr had been knocked unconscious she'd regained her own mind.



      "That was too close.", Hercules said in relief, "If he'd have gotten me when

he enslaved you we'd both be mindless sex slaves forever!".



      Atalanta smiled, "I'm glad you didn't lose your punch when you became a

woman!".



      Hercules sighed, "At least this obstacle is gone, now it's free sailing to

Gordell.".



      Atalanta grimaced, "Er.....not really. Did I fail to mention that bandits

also attack travelers on this road?".



      Hercules smirked, "No. But I'm not worried about a fight, that kind of thing

I can do in any form!".



     



      Town Of Faxil-------



      Joxer frowned as Gabrielle slapped his hands from Xena's...now

his....breasts.



      "Damn it Joxer! Quit fondeling Xena's body!", Gabrielle growled while

whacking him on the hand with her wooden staff.



      Aphrodite watched with a bored look, being in Iolius' body was pretty

depressing for a goddess like herself. She didn't like having to be a man at

all, and listening to Joxer and Gabrille bicker was getting really old.



      "There they are! Death to the enemies of Ares!", a group of men armed to the

eyeballs snarled while racing towards them from a glowing warp gate. "This we

don't need.", Aphrodite groaned.



      Gabrielle snapped, "You two run! I'll take care of them!".



      Aphrodite smiled and leaped ten feet, delivering a kick to the face of one

of Ares' men. The man grunted in pain and went down even as Aphrodite used

Iolius' body to kick another man in the gut.



      Gabrielle slammed her staff into the back of another man even as she dodged

the attack of a second. But even with her own skills and the suprising

fighting abilities of Aphrodite they were badly outnumbered.



      Joxer was nothing if not brave, despite his bumbling. He pulled Xena's sword

and swung wildly at the two men attacking him/her only to have one knock his

sword away.



      Backing up in fear he balled Xena's fist and swung at the first man. Usually

when Joxer punched someone he hurt his own fist as much as their jaw....not

this time.



      He hated the way his, or rather Xena's huge breasts jiggled from the punch

but he ignored that as he saw the man he'd punched flying through the

air......at least a hundred feet into a house.



      "Did I do that!?", Joxer gasped while looking at his slim hands. "Die

Xena!", the second man growled while swinging.



      Joxer ducked and thrust a leg backwards at the man. Once again the man flew

into a house as if he was a tiny pebble being thrown.



      "Being Xena has it's advantages!", Joxer laughed while seeing the other men

back away from him/her.



      "I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't seen it myself!", Gabrielle laughed while

clapping the taller woman on the back.



      "Same here!", Aphrodite chuckled, "I guess we forgot Xena's body had

super-human strength.".



      "I was suprised at how well you handled yourself Aphrodite.", Gabrielle said

with a grin.



      The former goddess of love smiled with Iolius' face, "Hey! My brothers are

Hercules and Ares, and I've got Athena and Artemis for sisters....you have to

learn how to fight!".



      The threesome retreated to an inn for a night of drink and rejoicing in

their victory.



     



      Gordell----



      Ares appeared before his worshippers in a flash of light. He growled at them

for their stupidity and vaporized two of them as an example to the rest.



      "Discord, Stryfe!", he snapped to the sky.



      A pair of godlings appeared before him. One the beautiful, but decidedly

evil goddess named Discord. The other was the snivelling toad of a god named

Stryfe.



      "Where have you two been!?", Ares snarled while throwing a bolt of energy.



      Discord laughed, "Watching you make a fool of yourself over Hercules!". Ares

blasted her with a fireball, sending her rocketing across the room and into a

wall.



      "I will NOT be mocked.", Ares said as Discord staggered to her feet.



      "Point taken.", she groaned.



      "Bring Cupid and that mortal he loves to me!", Ares howled while punching

Stryfe.



      Stryfe sagged and moaned, "What did you do that for!?".



      Ares kicked him across the room to join Discord, "Because I felt like it you

worm! I want you two to help me men bring back Hercules to me. She WILL be my

bride yet!".



      The two godlings disappeared quickly rather than risk angering Ares more.



     



      Three guards walked to the cell that held Cupid and his mortal wife. They

knew that the son of Aphrodite was chained in metal stolen from Hephaestus

himself that couldn't be broken by man or god.....but they still feared the

god a little.



      "Going somewhere boys?", Autolycus asked while landing behind them.



      Before they could move he released the rope he was holding.....allowing a

wooden beam to fall onto their heads and knock all three out.



      "Ooooh.....you're gonna feel that in the morning!", Autolycus chuckled while

walking towards the cell where Cupid was being held.



      Before he could open the door a flash of light erupted before him.....and

Ares stood there looking very.....very pissed.



      "Oh boy.", Autolycus groaned, "This isn't good.".



      Ares smirked, "That is an understatement.".



     



************************************



      Andrew looked at the fallen soldiers. He then looked at Jason. "You ok old

pal?" He said to Jason.

"Yes, I think so." Just when he said that, a figure appeared in front of them

both. Just then Andrew noticed who he was...



      "Zeus?" "Yes. It weakens me to appear here, but Hercules does indeed need

your help. Aphrodite changed him into a woman, but Ares has taken over...."

after a long time of the explanation, "So if you wish to save Hercules, you

must go to Gordell...immediately!"

"On our way!" Andrew said as he rushed with Jason, they had to hurry, time was

not on their side.



      Zeus vanished and reappeared on Mt. Olympus. Hera frowned at him. " I did

what I had to do, whether you like it or not!" He said. Hera just groaned in

anger.



     



      Gordell....



     



      Ares looked at the thief. " You have two choices, dying quickly or dying the

hard way." "Um how about I leave?" Autyculous ran as fast as he could. Ares

smiled. "Oh boy, this is going to be fun. He chose the hard way." With that

Ares followed him. In minutes, Ares fired a blast from his hands



      Knocking Autyculous out. "When you awake....you die. I want you to know you

are dying." He laughed.





      Somewhere else....



      Hercules looked at Atalanta. They couldn't believe it they finally made it

to Gordell, Hercules heard voices and saw Ares, holding a lifeless

body....AUTYCULOUS. Then she noticed Discord, Stryfe, and Callisto speaking.

She knew she couldn't take on the armies or the gods alone, she and Atalanta

snuck out. They had to find Xena and FAST!





      Greece...



     

      Salmoneus couldn't believe his eyes, Hera had begun her attack on the mortal

world. Suddenly Madea showed.

      She quickly grabbed the man. "Your a friend of Hercules aren't you?" Before

he could answer, she stabbed him in his heart, he died immediately. Madea just

laughed. Then she ordered Hera's men to begin the destruction, soon the world

would be Heras....and there was nothing ZEUS could do about it.



     

      On the way to Gordell..





      Jason saw the look on Andrew's face. "What is it?" Greece is under seige by

Hera's soldiers."



      "How do you know?"



      "I just do." He sighed. He concentrated, then sighed again. "I just sent a

message to Herc's brother and a few others.....lets hope they get it and get

to Greece in time." With that they rushed to Gordell.







      ***********************************************************



     



      Gordell----



      Ares frowned at the limp form of Autolycus in his arms. He shook the idiot

forcefully.



      "You moron! I haven't even touched you yet! Wake up!", he growled.



      "Ares!", Cupid snapped from his cell, "You know my mother will not let you

get away with this! What need do you have of my arrows anyway?".



      Ares tossed Autolycus aside and smiled, "I want to use them to make my

beloved Hercules become my wife!".



      Cupid's eyes widened and he tried not to look stunned but failed,

"Er.....okay. Sorry I asked."



     



      Outside the city----



      Xena frowned as the men they passed watched her body. She sighed at that,

wearing the body of the Goddess of Love had it's downside.



      "So you say Ares wants to marry me...I mean my future self...who was turned

into a woman by Aphrodite...who we are working with?", the young Hercules

they'd brought from the past asked.



      Iolius, wearing Joxer's body, chuckled, "It is a little weird, trust me I

know. After Aphrodite spelled me I wanted to make love to you...er...her.", he

said.



      Xena grinned at how the younger Hercules was handling this. He was a

handsome lad and one she knew would grow into a lover of hers. While their

relationship had moved away from being lovers she remembered well what her

time with the son of Zeus had been like.



      "Xena?", the teenage Hercules asked while seeing her staring at him, "Is

there something wrong?".



      "No.", she said with a grin, "Just reflecting on the past.".



      "Wait....look there!", Iolius yelled while pointing to a threesome standing

in the center of town conversing.



      "Discord, Stryfe, and Callisto!", Xena growled through clenched teeth, "Ares

must be nearby.".



      "Xena? Is that you?", a woman's voice called from behind the warrior

princess.



      She turned to see a very buxom young woman walking towards her....in

Hercules' clothing. With her was the warrior woman Atalanta.



      "Herc!", Iolius laughed in joy while hugging her.



      "Er....Joxer.", Hercules said as the man's head rested on her breasts.

"Iolius!", Iolius yelled, "I'm Iolius! We had Aphrodite swap our minds to free

us to help.".



      "Iolius!", Hercules laughed while hugging him back, "I'm so glad to see

you!".



      To Iolius' shock the beautiful woman that his best friend had become took

his head in her hands and kissed him firmly on the lips. For a moment he

started to protest, then this body he was in responded as any man in his

position would.



      "Thanks for coming to help.", Hercules cooed while breaking the kiss. Xena

frowned at the scene, in the last day Hercules' mind had changed more. She was

kissing Iolius and seemed more than willing to do more. Iolius finally

realized something was very wrong and pushed her away, "Herc! Get a hold of

yourself!".



      Hercules seemed to shake her head for a moment then groan, "I did it again.

I just can't help myself around men anymore! In another day Ares' spell will

finish and I'll be a mindless wife to him!".



      "It's not over yet.", Xena said while laying a hand on Hercules' shoulder,

"We still have to stop Ares and free Cupid so that Aphrodite can reverse all

of this!".



      Hercules nodded and started towards town until she saw the young lad walking

beside her.



      "Is that me!?", she gasped.



      The young Herc coughed and extended a hand, "Hello. I guess you're the

future me.".



      Hercules smiled at the boy and shook his hand, "I don't remember being so

cute.".



      Young Herc jerked as if he'd been slapped at hearing that. Hercules groaned

as her past self walked quickly ahead, "This is getting out of control! I'm

flirting with myself!".



     



      Faxil-------



      Gabrielle was worried as she pounded on the door. Joxer had been in the

bathroom for over and hour.



      "Do you think he....she's all right?", she asked Aphrodite who was still

wearing Iolius's body.



      The man who was really the Goddess of Love chuckled, "You really are that

naive aren't you!".



      Gabrielle frowned, "What do you mean?".



      Aphrodite rolled his eyes, "Think about it kiddo! Joxer...a guy....is

wearing Xena's bod...and Xena's bod currently has breasts the size of

melons.".



      "Joxer!", Gabrielle screamed, "Get your hands off Xena's body!".



      The door opened and Joxer, wearing Xena's huge-breasted form, smirked at

them clad in only a towel.



      "Too late Gabby. Man I'm a knockout!", she chuckled while swaying down the

hall.



      Aphrodite grinned, "She's really showing promise!".



      "Aphrodite!", Gabrielle snapped, "Don't encourage him!".



      Suddenly the air in front of them warped as ten men in armor appeared.

"Hera's guards?", Aphrodite said in wonder, "Why would they be here?".



      "Death to the enemies of Hera!", the men snarled while charging them.



      Joxer dropped the towel she was using to cover Xena's body and grinned when

the first two men stopped in awe of her naked form.



      While their hormones got the best of them she punched both of them, sending

them flying back into the group behind them.



      Aphrodite pulled Iolius' sword and raced to help. The former goddess

disarmed three men in seconds and managed to leap aside as another man tried

to stab him.



      Gabrielle used her staff to knock two men down and then protected herself

from three more attackers. But even as Joxer came to help she saw more troops

appearing behind them.



      It was at that moment that a bolt of lightning ripped through the roof and

vaporized Hera's men in one fell swoop.



      "Whoa!", Joxer gasped at the smoking ashes.



      A man appeared out of the smoke, an older man with a glow of regality around

him.



      "Daddy!", Aphrodite laughed while hugging the man.



      Zeus smiled as his daughter hugged him, even if she was in a mortal man's

body he knew her spirit anywhere.



      "You've started a lot of trouble daughter.", he sighed.



      Aphrodite nodded, "I know. But Ares has Cupid! I can't reverse Hercules'

change or mental curse until Cupid is safe! Can't you do something!?", she

begged.



      The king of the gods grinned, "I've already done so. Hera was using this

fiasco to attempt a takeover. I have stopped her forces myself. She has no

place in this battle and I will insure that she stays out of it.".



      "But Ares! What about him!?", Gabrielle yelled.



      Zeus stared at the mortal for a moment then smiled, "I trust in Hercules and

his friends to stop my wayward son. Let us just say that the odds have

been.....altered.".



      Zeus disappeared at that moment, leaving the threesome stunned.



      "Let's get to Gordell!", Aphrodite yelled, "Maybe we can help....if not we

can avenge the others!".



      Joxer frowned, "What did he mean by the odds being altered?".



      At that moment a centaur walked down the hall towards them, flanked by an

amazon.



      "Gabrielle!", the amazon laughed while hugging her former sister, after all

Gabrielle had once been an amazon princess.



      "What are you doing here?", Aphrodite asked while looking at the centaur.



      "Zeus sent us. He informed us of Ares' troops in Gordell, we're going to

help you in the battle to come. We brought our armies as well.", the centaur

said while gesturing to the window.



      Joxer didn't notice that the centaur's eyes kept wandering to her naked

body. Instead she looked out the window and gasped, "There must be hundreds of

them!".



     



      Gordell-----



      Ares frowned as a presence caught his attention. He could sense other gods

at work in the distance....but closer to home he felt the presence of three

demigods.



      "Hercules is in the city!", he laughed in glee.



      Cupid struggled against Callisto and Discord who were holding him as Stryfe

lowered a blade to the neck of his mortal lover.



      "You're mad Ares!", Cupid spat at the war god.



      Ares punched him and grinned, "Maybe. But with your arrows I'll speed

Hercules' mind change. She'll be more than happy to become my wife!".



      Autolycus opened an eye as he laid forgotten by the door. He was chained and

in the presence of at least four evil gods....but he was also the king of

thieves....and escaping this intact would do wonders for his reputation.



      Callisto turned and saw the thief awake but decided to keep the information

to herself. She needed Ares out of the way to free things up for her to take

over. So she merely grinned as Ares continued his rant.



      On the other end of town Hercules was trying very hard not to ask Iolius out

on a date. She was losing more and more control as the day went by. She looked

at the setting sun and frowned, by the time it fell tomorrow she would be a

mindless, giggling servant to Ares.



      "Shh.", Xena said suddenly while putting a hand back to stop their advance,

"Someone's coming.".



      Andrew and Jason walked towards the temple of Ares together, wanting to get

some payback for the attacks on them...and for Andrew is was personal with

Ares.



      "Jason?", Hercules said from where they were hiding in the shadows.



      "Eh?", the older man said after hearing a woman's voice.



      Andrew pointed towards the five figures walking towards them, three of which

were female.



      "How do you know me?", Jason mused as he looked at the newcomers. And then

his eyes fell on the young Hercules and he gasped.



      "Hercules!? But you're so young!", he said while racing to his old friend.



      Young Herc tried to hide his shock at seeing how old Jason now looked,

"Er....Jason, this is awkward.".



      Hercules tapped Jason on the shoulder and sighed as he turned around with

his eyebrows raised.



      "I'm the Hercules of this time Jason, believe it or not.", she said while

extending her arms to indicate her body, "That is the...well...the me from

another time. Aphrodite brought him to help given my.....problems.", she said

while trying to refrain from kissing Jason.



      Jason jumped in shock when this beautiful woman ran over his chest. She

seemed to be fighting herself, and despite the change in gender she did look

like Hercules...female of course.



      Andrew groaned at the way Hercules was acting, if they didn't do something

real quick then the old Hercules would be gone forever.



     



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      Gordell-----



     



      Autolycus squirmed free of his chains without a sound even as Cupid looked

at him. Ares had just left with the love arrows that Cupid had been forced to

give him.



      "You've been awake all this time?", Cupid asked the king of thieves as he

started on Cupid's cell door.



      Autolycus tweaked his mustache and grinned, "I am the king of thieves!".



      Cupid frowned, "You're going to be the dead king unless we get out of

here!".



      "Oh...right.", Autolycus said while going back to work.



      A few rooms away Ares was holding Cupid's bow and grinning, "One shot and

Hercules....oh my love...she will be mine forever!", he laughed in glee.



      Discord growled, "Ares you idiot! Worry more about the armies that are

rumored to be coming this way!".



      Ares blasted her with a bolt of lightning and smirked, "Me worry about

mortals....please! Once Hercules in my very willing wife she'll do anything I

ask. She can take Xena's place at my side!".



      "She is a man you remember.", Stryfe said.



      Ares snorted, "My love? Not anymore, she is the most beautiful creature in

the world!".



      Callisto sighed while listening to these morons. How had the gods ruled so

long with idiots like these in their number?



      Then she felt a presence and she jerked. Since becoming a god she had gained

the power to know certain souls....and Xena was one she knew well. But

something was different this time about the warrior princess it seemed.



      "I'm going to check out battlements.", she told Ares who merely nodded. She

crept out and pulled her sword. She knew Xena was in town somewhere, but

where?



      After about ten minutes of walking she could feel the presence closer,

almost on top of her.



      "Looking for someone Callisto?", Xena asked while stepping out into the

light.



      "Xena?", Callisto frowned, "Since when did you go blonde?".



      Xena grinned and punched the stunned goddess before Callisto could even

move.



      Callisto fell on her butt heavily and held her jaw then looked up,

"How.....that hurt! But I'm a goddess now!".



      Xena jumped into the air, spinning while trilling her war cry and landed on

Callisto's stomach.



      Callisto groaned in pain even as Xena danced aside.



      "Funny thing Callisto, I'm a goddess too!", Xena laughed while avoiding the

goddess' punch.



      Another woman tapped Callisto on the shoulder and she turned....in time to

see a fist.



      She went flying into a stone wall and through it. And goddess or no she

didn't get up.



      "Well that is one of them dealt with.", Hercules grinned as she looked at

the hole Callisto had made.



      "But not the most important one!", Ares laughed while appearing in a flash

of light.



      "Ares!", Hercules growled.



      "Hello my love. After I use Cupid's arrows you'll be more than happy to

serve me!", he chortled while pulling back the bow.



      "No!", the young Hercules snapped while smashing into Ares from behind.

Discord and Stryfe moved to help as they appeared but Xena, Hercules, and

Andrew grabbed them.



      "Release me!", Discord snarled as Andrew held her firmly.



      Stryfe didn't even struggle as Xena and Hercules held him.



      "I've had dreams of moments like this!", he chortled as the two buxom women

maintained their grips.



      Iolius grabbed Cupid's bow even as Ares and the young Hercules were slugging

it out.



      He grinned and threw it to Xena who caught it and smirked. She was in the

body of Aphrodite after all, so she could use the bow as Cupid did.



      She fired an arrow into Discord, then another into Stryfe and smirked as the

two stopped struggling or speaking. Their eyes glazed momentarily then both

seemed to smile.



      Andrew released Discord only to have her race into Stryfe's arms the moment

Hercules released the god.



      They kissed and hugged each other like lovers and then disappeared in a

flash of light.



      "Come back you cowards!", Ares snarled even as he threw the young Hercules

aside.



      "Hello father.", Andrew growled while advancing.



      "Andrew?", Ares frowned, "This isn't your place son!".



      Hercules grinned, "But it is mine brother.".



      "I.....I cannot fight you my love!", Ares said while dropping to his knees,

"You cannot deny your feelings for me!".



      Hercules punched the god and sent him flying into the sky, only to see Ares

frown.



      "You seek to spurn me!? Perhaps for him!?", he growled while pointing at

Iolius in Joxer's body.



      "Grow up brother.", Aphrodite said while walking up alongside her son Cupid.



      "Er....Cupid!? How are you free!?", he snarled.



      Autolycus bowed while walking into view, "I am the king of thieves.".



      "Iolius?", Ares frowned.



      Then he spotted Xena and Hercules....wait....ANOTHER Xena!?



      "You've been had brother.", Aphrodite smirked as she reversed the spells on

Hercules and the mind swaps of the others.



      Now in her own form the goddess of love resumed her normal buxom appearance

and stuck out her tongue at Ares.



      Hercules grinned at being a man again for the first time in days. He turned

and saw his younger self smiling as well, apparently pleased by what he would

one day become.



      "I am not beaten yet! You are still my love!", Ares growled while pointing

at Hercules.



      "You're not my type.", Hercules responded.



      Ares shifted forms into a beautiful woman and landed before Hercules,

"Please me love! I only wish to make you happy!".



      "Wha...? He....she seems like my slave!?", Herc gasped as Ares tried to

press herself against him.



      "That would be me.", Cupid said while holding his bow, "Ares got a second

shot for what he did to me.".



      "Please me love...allow me to be your wife!", Ares moaned while hugging him.



      Hercules smirked, "Ares?".



      The goddess in his arms smiled, "Yes my love?".



      "I want you to earn my love. Stay on Earth and fight injustice in all it's

forms. In a few years I'll be able to forgive you for your past.", Hercules

instructed.



      Ares lowered her head, "I couldn't stand to be away from you me love!".



      Hercules frowned, "It's the only way we can stay together.".



      Ares wiped away her tears and nodded, "Anything for you my love!".



      She kissed him and then disappeared in a golden flash.



      "I can't believe what I just saw!", Xena laughed, "You just turned Ares into

his own worst enemy!".



      Cupid smirked, "Being a god the effects of my arrows will fade on

him....her....but it might be some time until then!".



      Gabrielle giggled, "I would love to see his face when he becomes aware of

being a woman and fighting evil! That would be incredible!".



      Andrew grinned despite himself. He was loving the fact that his father was

learning a lesson, and he knew that the coming months would be golden ones.



      "It was good to meet you....me.", the younger Hercules said while shaking

his adult self's hand.



      Hercules smiled, "Have fun becoming me. And thanks for the help.".



      The younger Herc laughed, "No problem, just don't become a woman and say how

cute I am again!".



      Hercules sighed, "Not much chance of that happening....I hope.".



      As he faded back to his own time young Hercules waved goodbye, "See all of

you in a few years!".



      "So it's over?", Iolius asked.



      "Not quite yet.", Xena coughed while indicating her huge breasts,

"Aphrodite....if you would undo this.".



      Aphrodite smirked and both Xena and Gabrielle sighed in relief as their

breasts shrank back to normal size.



      "Now it's over.", Xena mused, "But there is one..little thing.".



      Joxer gulped as Xena turned towards him.



     



      A week later-----



      Hercules sat after slaying a hydra. Iolius was alongside as usual and they

were joined by Aphrodite who had decided she liked fighting afer her time in

Iolius' body.



      "So now where to?", she laughed while looking around, "I want to beat up

something else!".



      Hercules grinned, "We'll find something I'm sure.".



      Iolius turned as the moon started to come up, "Going to be a great night.",

he sighed.



      He closed his eyes and stretched.....and felt something very wrong.

"Er.....Aphrodite?", Hercules groaned, "Did you do that?".



      Iolius opened his eyes and gasped at the breasts on his chest. His tunic was

open and they were there for all to see.



      Aphrodite frowned, "I didn't do it. Maybe having me in his bod for so long

affected him?".



      Iolius covered his new breasts and turned to look at his reflection in the

pond. A gorgeous blonde woman looked back at him, basically a female version

of himself.



      "Is this going to happen every night!?", Iolius screamed at the goddess of

love.



      "Not every night I think....maybe only on full moons like tonight.



      Something to do with my power and the moon's phases...something like that.

I'll have to talkto daddy. Bye!", she gulped while teleporting. "Come back!",

Iolius howled.



      Hercules turned away and coughed, "Er....Iolius you might want to...cover

up.".



      Iolius tied her shirt closed and frowned, "If I find out you had something

to do with this I'll.....I'll....ooohhh!", she snarled while storming off.



      Hercules sighed while following her, their adventures were certainly going

to be a little different when the moon was full.



     



      Town of Faspis-----



      Joxer grumped as he sat at the table with Xena and Gabrielle.



      "I think he's looking at you again Joxer.", Gabrielle whispered while

indicating behind them.



      Joxer brushed his hair aside and looked down into the vast cleavage he now

possessed.



      "What guy isn't?", he....she snorted, "Ever since Aphrodite zapped me into a

woman it's been like that!".



      "It's your own fault for fondeling Xena's breasts when you were in her

body!", Gabrielle laughed.



      Xena smirked, "Actually I think it was that comment he made about Aphrodite

being a bimbo after the whole Ares incident.".



      Joxer sighed, "I don't care, at least I only have to be a woman for one

year.", she looked down again, "It is going to be hard to keep my hands off

these though.".



      "They are yours.", Xena said with a smirk.



      Joxer grinned and stood, "Now that you mention it....this could be fun...for

awhile anyway.".



      "Should we tell him Aphrodite gave us a scroll to turn him back?", Gabrielle

asked Xena.



      The warrior princess smiled wide, "Let him have his fun.".



     



      Village of Noin----



      The locals were being overrun by the warlord Gordop until the beautiful

stranger had appeared. She was as strong as Hercules it was said, as swift and

beautiful as Xena, and as powerful as any of the gods save Zeus himself.



      After smashing Gordop's forces the woman had accepted their thanks and had

stayed with them for some time. But while many men tried to win her love she

always shyly rejected them. She said her heart belonged to Hercules and that

she couldn't be unfaithful to him.



      When she left a few weeks later the locals built a statue of the woman to

remember what she'd done for them. They would always remember the gorgeous

warrior woman Aresia.


      the end of Love Hurts-----Hope everybody liked the story.

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