ENDGAME (SRU)

 This was the conclusion of my original SRU series! This was to conclude lot threads and be a prequel to Love Hurts. Like many of my classics, I do not love it.

SRU: ENDGAME

A old woman was lying on her deathbed. She reached for a tape recorder & turned it on. COUGH COUGH. "As I said in my other recordings my name is Julie Laser, but I have not always been known as Julie. A long long time ago I was known as Joseph Laser. I didn't take my mothers death that well. I was in a terrible depression I basically thought about suicide. for some reason I went to the oddest shop in the store....."SPELLS R US" There I met a old man who was wearing what looked like a bathrobe. There my life changed forever. The old man gave me a pill & told me it would change my life forever. I took the pill & became the woman I am today." Julie took a deep breathe & continued. "I also discovered thanks to the old man that the most popular slut in school was akid who just wanted to much...Jake. From what I understand. He wished for a lot, his final wish was to understand women & before he knew what hit him he was Janet. I do have to admit he got what he deserved. See he wasn't the nice guy every one thought he was. Sure people made fun of him, but that was until he abused that power. You see his second wish was to be handsome & all the women like him. He became a bully for that day. Knowing this would get worse the genie twisted his words. So when Jake wished he understood women....POOF. He got what he deserved.

"Another story would have to be Dave. He was so lonely after I became the popular cheerleader, that he actually dressed up like a woman to spend time with me. The costume he put on was from Spells R Us. Lets just say Dana was a popular cheerleader ju8st like me." Julie, knowing things were getting worse & knowing she had very little time left, went on.

"Our lives were perfect. Dana became a model & eventually married, I became a actress & also married. But nothing can last forever 10 years ago I discovered that Dana died from old age, just like I am. You see I am now 95 years old. Janet died from a jealous boyfriend who shot her & her other boyfriend in rage." Julie realizing she forgot something decided to continue, but couldn't....she dropped the microphone & passed away.

In the shadows you could see a old man with tears in his eyes. With him were 2 others. "So this is what will happen to my creations in the end huh?" one of the men said.

"Yes my boy. I gave you the power to make your characters come alive, but like real people they to must die." The wizard said.

"I guess your right, but it still is sad."

"It is Joseph, but remember this takes place so many years from the timeline you created them from, which means you can still write more stories featuring them."

"I guess your right Wizard."Joseph Lasek said.

"Ready to go Joseph?"

"I guess so Wizard."

"OK then next stop...the real world."

"Hold on." Eddie Glover said. "We went to his creative universe, lets check out some of my handy work."

"I got a better idea, lets check out the damage we both did."Joseph said with a smile.

"OK then, next stop....Hercules & Xena's universe!" with that they all vanished.