Hercules/ Xena Love Hurts

 This was a coollaboration between Eddie Glover and me. Sadly because I lost access to the internet, he did most of this story. If your reading this Eddie, it was a pleasure and I'd love to write with you again some day!

  This was done in the 90s or early 00's. 

 I did the parts 2, 4, 6, and 8. Eddie did all the others!

ENDGAME (SRU)

 This was the conclusion of my original SRU series! This was to conclude lot threads and be a prequel to Love Hurts. Like many of my classics, I do not love it.

SRU: ENDGAME

A old woman was lying on her deathbed. She reached for a tape recorder & turned it on. COUGH COUGH. "As I said in my other recordings my name is Julie Laser, but I have not always been known as Julie. A long long time ago I was known as Joseph Laser. I didn't take my mothers death that well. I was in a terrible depression I basically thought about suicide. for some reason I went to the oddest shop in the store....."SPELLS R US" There I met a old man who was wearing what looked like a bathrobe. There my life changed forever. The old man gave me a pill & told me it would change my life forever. I took the pill & became the woman I am today." Julie took a deep breathe & continued. "I also discovered thanks to the old man that the most popular slut in school was akid who just wanted to much...Jake. From what I understand. He wished for a lot, his final wish was to understand women & before he knew what hit him he was Janet. I do have to admit he got what he deserved. See he wasn't the nice guy every one thought he was. Sure people made fun of him, but that was until he abused that power. You see his second wish was to be handsome & all the women like him. He became a bully for that day. Knowing this would get worse the genie twisted his words. So when Jake wished he understood women....POOF. He got what he deserved.

"Another story would have to be Dave. He was so lonely after I became the popular cheerleader, that he actually dressed up like a woman to spend time with me. The costume he put on was from Spells R Us. Lets just say Dana was a popular cheerleader ju8st like me." Julie, knowing things were getting worse & knowing she had very little time left, went on.

"Our lives were perfect. Dana became a model & eventually married, I became a actress & also married. But nothing can last forever 10 years ago I discovered that Dana died from old age, just like I am. You see I am now 95 years old. Janet died from a jealous boyfriend who shot her & her other boyfriend in rage." Julie realizing she forgot something decided to continue, but couldn't....she dropped the microphone & passed away.

In the shadows you could see a old man with tears in his eyes. With him were 2 others. "So this is what will happen to my creations in the end huh?" one of the men said.

"Yes my boy. I gave you the power to make your characters come alive, but like real people they to must die." The wizard said.

"I guess your right, but it still is sad."

"It is Joseph, but remember this takes place so many years from the timeline you created them from, which means you can still write more stories featuring them."

"I guess your right Wizard."Joseph Lasek said.

"Ready to go Joseph?"

"I guess so Wizard."

"OK then next stop...the real world."

"Hold on." Eddie Glover said. "We went to his creative universe, lets check out some of my handy work."

"I got a better idea, lets check out the damage we both did."Joseph said with a smile.

"OK then, next stop....Hercules & Xena's universe!" with that they all vanished.

SRU : Dave

 This was part 2 of the SRU: Joseph saga! Originally posted in the 90's!
Again, this was not a great story in my opinion!

 SRU: DAVE (SRU: JOSEPH PART 2)

It was weeks ago when the nerd Joseph Lasers had gone to the shop known as Spells R Us. Joseph had adjusted to being a woman rather well. You see, Depressed by his mom's death, he went to the shop for a cure and turned into a woman. He really was depressed because he was not who he felt he was supposed to be. But now days she goes as Julie Lasers and is very happy in high school as a cheerleader. She had changed a lot and doesn't spend much time with friends from "her old life". As it turns out the only one she spends time with is Dave. For some reason he was the only one who remembers her as Joseph. She asked the old man why, & he had no idea. Problem being as popular as she was she had no time to spend with Dave . Dave wasn't very popular. He was to a nerd. Dave had friends, but they usually were with him to just get answers to tests and for him to do their homework. Other than that he was alone. Dave went to the mall, just to walk around. He did that for time to time. It gave him something to do. He was surprised when he ran into Julie & a few cheerleaders. Julie was coming out of a girl's clothing store.

"Hi Julie, what are you girls up to?"

"Nothing much, just shopping. Later we are going to get costumes for the annual Halloween party." She said. Dave understood what party she was talking about. The party was the annual "JOCKS & BIMBO'S" party or that is what he & Joseph used to call it. Although he knew Joseph wouldn't agree anymore with that nickname.

"How about you come to? I mean you are like a friend of Julie's & all." Said a true Bimbo. She was the sexy Barbara. She was a blonde, tall, & had a big chest. Julie looked at the others & then they all said it was a good idea. Problem was the party was tonight at 7PM. Which was only 2 hours away! They left & Dave was looking badly for a costume. He had absolutely no luck at all. Suddenly he noticed a store. It said Spells R US in the sign. Desperate, Dave walked into the old store. As he entered he heard the bell over the door ring. He also caught the smells in the store.... Ancient books, perfumes, & many odd smells. Dave looked around & then saw a old man come out from the back in what looked like a bathrobe. The old man looked at Dave. Then for some odd reason, he went back to the storage room. Dave was wondering why the old man did this, until the old man came back with a box.

"Here you go Dave. This is a costume that you can wear to the party. I know you hate dressing like a woman but....I GUARANTEE that if you wear that costume you will be able to hang out with Julie more than just tonight." He wouldn't let Dave talk. "Its free BTW."

Dave agreed & left. Then it hit him how did the old man know who he was he turned around,but the store was gone. ODD he thought. Dave got home & opened up the package Inside he saw a bra, panties, pantyhose, heels, dress, a wig, & a purse. He took out the stuff & hesitated but then realized that the old man had said he would be hanging out with Julie again if he wore the outfit. He decide to go for it. First he put on the panties & felt very odd. He reached his hand into the panties & felt what was not supposed to be there. Scared he put on the pantyhose. He noticed as his legs & feet became more feminine. He then thought OH WELL and put on the Bra. Suddenly he felt a huge weight as he looked as his BREASTS! "They must be as big as Julie's." He thought. Next came the dress & then the heels & the purse. Dave then went to the party. He had a great time. Julie was a little suprised to see Dave as a woman but got used to it. The next day, Dave woke up & was still a woman. She got dressed in a pair of panties, bra, pantyhose, dress, & heels. Today was the day the cheerleaders were going to go shopping. And of course Dana had to go, after all she was a cheerleader to and her best friend Julie would be there. Besides they would also go looking for boys. With that she took her purse and left for her destiny. 

An Update

 I am in a creative writing class this semester, so expect all new stories from that class to pop up from time to time (I hope to throw TG elements from time-to-time). The first story for that class is planned to have TG and will be posted in the next couple of weeks. I am throwing in these works only so there are new stories here BEFORE March. March is still the planned date for exclusive and original TG stories (non reposts) to begin, but as I said this way, new content will be here sooner. 

The next re-post (SRU: Dave) will be posted (and already is scheduled) tomorrow at 10Am'ish PST.

 Alexis Lasek

SRU : Jake

 This continues my archive of my classic stories, this story took place between SRU: Joseph and SRU: Dave! Posted originally in the 90's!

Unlike my other Classics, I did a rewrite and added information, this section that was rewritten and is all new, never been posted before anywhere is in ORANGE! I hope you enjoy.

SRU: Jake 

 Jake was the kind of a guy you would never want to be. He was 16, only 160lbs., & only 5'4. In other words he was a wimp. The kids at school were so mean that they never talked to him & when they did they said mean things to him. Jake was so lonely. Then one day he came upon a shop in a hole in the wall section of the mall called Spells R Us. Jake decided to enter the store. The tiny door charm made a quiet ring sound, not as annoying as those other kinds that most small shops have that drive you crazy. As he looked around he saw many old & odd items like lamps, rings, old books, & even Halloween costumes. 

 As Jake looked round the store he noticed a old man coming out from the back. He was shocked when he saw that the old man was wearing what appeared to be a bathrobe. Jake blinked but it was true the man was really wearing it,it wasn't his eyes. "Hello Jake." The old man said as he looked at the kid."Before you ask I know your name because I am a wizard." 

 Jake looked at him oddly. He didn't believe this man could actually be a wizard. Jake looked at the old man's counter. There was a old lamp. The old man noticed that Jake was curious & spoke. "That is a magic lamp as in genies." He said with a big grin. 

 "Yeah right." Jake said. 

 "Look I'll give you the lamp for free, then you will discover that it is for real." Jake looked at the old man with a confused look. "Look Halloween is coming up in a few weeks, I make my business then. I can afford to give you a magic lamp for free its no big deal." Jake couldn't argue with that. He took the lamp & left the small shop. The old man smiled & was about to go back into the back when a lady came in with her son. "How may I help you?"

 "My son has been doing things that are unsatisfactory like touching women in certain areas, & looking up their dresses! I was hoping you knew away to teach him a lesson because I sure don't." Her son was struggling as she kept a grip on his hand. 

"Yes I do." The old man said with a small smile. "It depends on what you want. Do you want him as an animal, a object, or a woman?" The wizard could tell that the woman was tired of how her son had been acting so he wasn't to surprised when she said she wanted her 16 yr old son as her 16 yr old daughter. A few minutes later the lady left the store with a cute 16 yr old blonde wearing a pink dress.

  The old man thought about Jake & his lamp & then went back to the back room. Jake arrived at home and went straight to his bedroom. He turned on the lights & rubbed the lamp hoping it wasn't a trick. Suddenly smoke came from the lamp. It began to form into a figure. It was a genie. A ugly male genie. He also looked like he was dumb. "Hello master, you have 3 wishes." Said the dumb genie.

 "Ok. Lets see I don't feel like going to the baseball game today so I wish it would rain Cats and Dogs."

 "As you wish master, though it is a odd request."

 Jake ran to the window & couldn't believe what he saw, he turned to the genie. "Oh man I didn't mean that literally. I better be careful how I phrase my wishes." Jake sat down on his bed. He sighed. "I wish I was handsome so all the woman in the world would love me." Suddenly he felt his muscles grow, He grew another 3 inches & his hair became blonde. He looked in the mirror & smiled. After thinking a little more he then decided to go outside. He saw a lot of women. They all liked him, but not one would go on a date with him. "Women." He thought. "I wish I understood them." Before he could realize his mistake he could feel himself shrinking back to his old height & his blonde hair growing. Suddenly a huge weight was on his chest. "OH NO!" he screamed in a female's voice. She ran to his house, the heels she now was wearing felt natural to run in as if she had worn them for years. Once home, she ran to her bedroom and was shocked by how different it looked. The room's walls were now pink and her bed had floral sheets. She then saw her dresser with a mirror on it. She walked up to it and looked into it. As she stared at her reflection, her mind slowly changed. Soon, her C- cup breasts felt as natural to her as her new equipment now did. She was wearing a Blue outfit. Her jeans were now a jean skirt, her top now showed her cleavage, and her her sneakers were 2 inch pumps. She admired her reflection & smiled. The next day she awoke & went straight to her closet & picked out a black dress & black heels. She then went to the kitchen, picked up her purse & went to the mall. Janet walked past the spells R Us store. The old man saw her go right by. "I guess she doesn't remember me." He said as he laughed. A few stores away Joseph, now Julie was walking past a lot of guys who were staring at her beautiful body & she smiled as she entered the store Spells R Us.